this is suppose to be an educational erotic fairy tale so if you cannot take please read it. lols
today i am goin to tell you a fairytale thought by wency(wenkaka) and me(harngkaka).
once a upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a tribe called Har-na-wen-erotick-horny-kaka. note the syllabus. all the tribe members were very horny and exotic. of cos not mentioning that they are erotic too. okie. back to story. the women moan all day long and the men had an erection for 24/7. every minute, every sec. so u guessed it. yesh there were signs of over population. the members worship harngkaka the sex god and wenkaka the sex goddess for fertility and sex drive. and they get spritual help in their kaka (sex). they kaka everywhere. at the altar, at the sacrifical ground. well of cos we do get ba jiam everytime. but what to do? we are immortals and we are meant to help. after all this tribe was created by the two of us. hey no kakaing. we make playdoh. okie? obviously its time for the god to do sth. so we ask a kakay (sex-y) priest and nun to go on a missionary to convince the members of Harnawenerotickhornykaka to move to another land to live. and to make sure that the generations continue to generate kaka hormones, statues of us were carved to present to the young. finally the younger ones move to the land which they call caca. as technology advances, the ppl had a channel for them the erotica tv which had us on it, yes kakaing. pui no no making playdoh. the histroy. yeah and of cos it erotica tv there will definitely be hunks and babes. but no nude! yeah hmm maybe some will i am not the CEO of the channel! i am only a god! that gives help to kaka hormones. the younger ones had little information on limitation of kakaing. so they kaka too much until some die from fatigue and lack of voice (moan too much). how sad. so the old get more and more until one day the pet of the immortals, pussy cat (evil cat who was captured by us) came down to Harnawenerotickhornykaka and kill the old and young with the turtle head banger. and it destroy our statues. we immortals become old and now we are helpless too. so the pussy cat continue to do harm to others causing them to be have kaka coldness and not kaka driven. their kaka hormones become inactive and this is y we are experiencing low population. moral of story, kaka more help the population and revive the Harnawenerotickhornykaka.
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